The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.

Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.

The Human Spork by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015

pet human 

Generally part of the Millennial generation, a employee who thinks they are entitled to everything without having to do work or earn it.

In many ways similar to a pet, where you are expected to give it what it wants without getting anything in return.

How did Steve get that promotion? Oh you didn't know,the manager quit and they needed a body to fill the position, so they picked their favorite pet human.

pet human by Pseudopsyk May 14, 2016

the human piñata 

christian novelli but also @damndodie_

someone: look at the human piñata over there!
damndodie_: that's just christian

the human piñata by damndodie_ January 5, 2017

Tri Human 

1; Me, Myself, I.
2; Father, Son, Spirit.

3; Wh I think I am, Who you think I am, Who I really am.

4; Conscience, Subconsience, Love.

The advantages of a Tri Human is their ability to sense and understand that their life form is an extraordinarily amazing and incredibly gifted being. Much like a God, beyond our imagination.

Tri Human by 1969DEEEPER February 5, 2017

mainstream human 

One who takes part in the mainstream ideas/activities of the common people. ie : waring hats,sport viewing, alcohol consumption, standard TV watching.

My father believes everything he sees on the news, he is such a mainstream human.

mainstream human by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017

Organic human 

Dumb asses that believe they come from seeds

Jeffery is a dumb ass for thinking hes a organic human

Organic human by Jeffery the fat ass June 17, 2018

The Human Spittoon

Step 1. Put a dip in your lip
Step 2. Open up your partner's asshole to create a large gap liquid is able to fall into
Step 3.Spit dip spit into your partner' anus
Step 4. After the anus is full, partner will push out the spit back into your mouth
Step 5. Toss the dip out in the anus after 30 minutes and all dip spit is shit out of the partner mentioned asshole
Step 6: Repeat

Chris LeDoux gave me a good ole' fashioned "The Human Spittoon" last night, it was dank because he used Copenhagen. So my ass gave me a super good buzz.

The Human Spittoon by Hey Dads, it's jewish in here March 16, 2017