cheese pregnant

The bloating that occurs after a lactose-intolerant person eats cheese

Person 1: WOAH, your stomach is huge! How far along are you?

Person 2: Oh actually I'm just cheese pregnant but it's been about 30 or 40 minutes

by floofypoofymeowcats July 13, 2017

A Royale with Cheese

What they call a quarter pounder with cheese and I'm France, y'know cause the metric system and shit.

John: you know in Paris you can get a beer in McDonald's and you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese.
Sam L.: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
John: No they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Sam L.: What do they call it?
John: A Royale with cheese

by ThyLocalCrackDealer January 21, 2019

Capparoni and Cheese

Originating from the word "Cap" but adding a little goodness to it.

When one lies to the greatest extent that it makes KFC's Mac and Cheese look like it could be your momma's home made goodness.

Friend 1: bro I got a date with Jack Harlow.
Friend 2: Thats some Capparoni and Cheese my guy.

by Capparoni And Cheese May 26, 2023

granny cheese

The pungeant yeasty paste that forms in the creases under the sagging breasts of post-menopausal women.

Old Lady Brown was out of yeast so she scraped a little of her granny cheese into her bread dough.

by Mr. Spuckey July 16, 2014

Hott Cheese

Synonym for jizz commonly used in Wisconsin and other parts of the Midwest.

Freddy got his hott cheese all over my face last night. Way to go Freddy.

by Hott Cheese September 4, 2016

Cheese Phlegm

noun; Cheese Phlegm also known as Dip Skin or Queso de Piel , is the thick, skin like layer of cheese that forms a top of cheese dips as it sets.

I don't want anymore chips. The is queso is getting Cheese Phlegm.

by ShatterTanner June 11, 2023

Cheese Tongue

Cheese eating, wine drinking surrender monkeys and the associated groups. French, Quebecois, etc.

We were up'ta camp and Dave started using cheese tongue words like bonjour and toilet. We told him to cut that shit out right quick.

by Ph8- September 3, 2016