Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''
by Hola ese June 06, 2015
The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.
"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."
Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013
When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.
by Matt Stazjic February 05, 2016
by Helopa September 19, 2021
by IcoinTerms June 15, 2023
If i was to pull down my pants, position my Anus over yo chest and take a crap on yo Titehz You would Have TURD TITIES K BITCH
by Mydick Hurtz August 12, 2007
*(similar to “stick in the mud” but even worse)*
someone who is a agony inducing pain in everyones ass and doesn’t question their own actions which made people hate them and also dosen’t bother to change it
someone who is a agony inducing pain in everyones ass and doesn’t question their own actions which made people hate them and also dosen’t bother to change it
miss stanley will write you a referral if you didn’t loop around the hallway which looping around the hallway is time consuming and can potentially make people late for their classes so which made act like a soggy turd in the mud to every student who was trying to get to class on time
by METALMULISHASOLDIER_2010 February 20, 2024