TEAMDICKSUCK

A team group chat on facebook messanger made by a 14 year old as a joke.

Want to join TEAMDICKSUCK

by Kakajsmksowk December 10, 2017

teamalphawolfsquadronxxtriangledestroyerxx101

teamalphawolfsquadronxxtriangledestroyerXx101 = the best team name but can only have 6 people in the team

Rule 1 : You have to change your name to something cool like David, Ian, Amy, Alberto etc
Rule 2 : you have to know the team name and everyone’s name in the team if you Forget someone name or the team name , you have to ask out the person closest to you that not in the team

Rule 3 : you can change you name only if you ask the leader and he/she agrees

Rule 4 : new rule can be added only if everyone agrees

teamalphawolfsquadronxxtriangledestroyerXx101 Is the Secret to get pussy TRUST

by The Bunnings sausages February 24, 2018

Teamful

Corporate buzzword drivel for team building spirit and working collaboratively

Jake: Tom, you should work in a more Teamful way with your colleagues
Tom: Shut up, twat!

by mrmackeymkay October 16, 2018

teammate agreement

A sacret bond that is not supposed to be broken by Primož and Anže( Any onther Teammates in the world)

Rules:
-Teammates shall sit together in class
-Teammates shall not hurt each other unless its realy necessary
-If teammates play on oposite teams they should cover each other
-A teammate will help cheat the other teammate on the test
-If the teammate would be broken by any party in it he has to be punished by death or getting his balls removed
-The only way to break teammate agreement is by getting molested by a horse for 8 straight hours
-Teammates are not supposed to stop playing a sport wich is selected by the parties of the agreement
-Teammates shall go eat together atleast once a month
-Sexual harrasment is off limits unless the parties in the agreement are gay
-If teammates play 1-1 they have to give it all

-Trash talking is allowed

-Teammates are not supposed to expose each other publicly or on social media
-If teammate breaks anohers teammates ankles they are ititled to bitchslapping him
-Teammates shall respect the Teammate Agreement at 100%

Anže broke the Teammate Agreement by sitting with Guštl

by Dicklord123 December 13, 2018

Teamtrees

A organization dedicated to planting trees, their goal is 20 million trees before 2020, MrBeast did a video on teamtrees and made it popular AND NOW EVERY YOUTUBER IS MAKING A VIDEO EITHER DONATING A LOT OF MONEY TO TEAMTREES OR CONVINCING FANS TO DONATE TO TEAMTREES, I am not mad it's for a good cause anyways but. THE AMOUNT OF YOUTUBERS WHO DID A VIDEO ABOUT IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE.

Vat19, DanPlan, EVEN MINUTEEARTH (WHY) Vat19's video was about a series called Hidden in plain sight, and in the video HE SAYS HE WAS GONNA TAKE 1$ EVERY MINUTE FROM THE COMPANY'S BANK ACCOUNT, ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL THO?JEEZ, In DanPlan's video they didn't even say anything about TeamTrees they just put it in the title and a small clip of dan just saying go check out teamtrees. LIKE NO ONE GETS TREE NOTIFICATIONS NOW, if the notifications are NOT LITERALLY GREEN THEN I WILL KILL MYSELF. also MinuteEarth's video was good, it explained how much air can a tree "replenish"

by Oklomsy October 27, 2019

Teamfireandwater123

He is a roblox player who is friends with Michael0_3, JandJLovesRoblox, PhysicalGUY999, and RandR, he is in the crew and forgets things very easily that’s why he made his 999999th account after forgetting his password a billion times, he is also a very smart person in real life.

Stranger 1} Hello!

Teamfireandwater: hi

Stranger 1} How’s your day?

Teamfireandwater123: Good how about yours

Stranger 1: Good thank you for asking

Teamfireandwater123: Np

Stranger Why is your username names like that?

Teamfireandwater123: Idk

Stranger 1} But that is a cool name

Teamfireandwater123: Thanks

Stranger 1} No problem

Teamfireandwater123: :D

Stranger } *Friend request*

Teamfireandwater123: *Accepts*

Stranger 1} Wanna play another game?

Teamfireandwater123: Sure What game

Stranger} Idkek

Teamfireandwater123: Ok

Stranger 1} what game do you play?

Teamfireandwater123: A lot

Stranger 1} Like what

Teamfireandwater123: Tower battle, Tower of hell, Field of battle, dungeon quest and #################

Stranger 1} I play tower defense

Teamfireandwater123: I play that game but don’t know how to play

Stranger} Tellme your address I’ll come to your house and teach you how to play

Teamfireandwater123: Ok my address is

C E N S O R E D

Stranger} Ok I’m here

Teamfireandwater123: *Opens the door*

Teamfireandwater123:...Is...you...mom....?

Teamfireandwater123’s mom: Time for some spanking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*MEGA SPANKING*

by Meaningful January 22, 2020

Teammate Syndrome

When the teammate(s) you're with are completely brainless and don't do anything of value.
Commonly associated with games where bad teammates are common (I.E Warzone)

John: Did you see Dave last night?
Steve: Yeah, he's got total Teammate Syndrome

by bagoonga August 5, 2021