Oklomsy's definitions

Teamtrees

A organization dedicated to planting trees, their goal is 20 million trees before 2020, MrBeast did a video on teamtrees and made it popular AND NOW EVERY YOUTUBER IS MAKING A VIDEO EITHER DONATING A LOT OF MONEY TO TEAMTREES OR CONVINCING FANS TO DONATE TO TEAMTREES, I am not mad it's for a good cause anyways but. THE AMOUNT OF YOUTUBERS WHO DID A VIDEO ABOUT IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE.

Vat19, DanPlan, EVEN MINUTEEARTH (WHY) Vat19's video was about a series called Hidden in plain sight, and in the video HE SAYS HE WAS GONNA TAKE 1$ EVERY MINUTE FROM THE COMPANY'S BANK ACCOUNT, ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL THO?JEEZ, In DanPlan's video they didn't even say anything about TeamTrees they just put it in the title and a small clip of dan just saying go check out teamtrees. LIKE NO ONE GETS TREE NOTIFICATIONS NOW, if the notifications are NOT LITERALLY GREEN THEN I WILL KILL MYSELF. also MinuteEarth's video was good, it explained how much air can a tree "replenish"

by Oklomsy October 27, 2019

freenom

A service where you can get a free website, but after a few weeks they will shut it down for no reason and start promoting their shitty DNS service called freenom.link (Some people say it is a malware.).
just use cloudflare 1.1.1.1 instead...
don't use freenom.link

Freenom is great but there are also problems.
and yes, it is spelt freenom
not freedom.
seriously...

by Oklomsy October 4, 2019

EsA Cawk Masta

EsA Cawk Masta means well... Is a Cock master. put it infront of any name you want.

etc. Laura EsA Cawk Masta

by Oklomsy October 1, 2019

fsck

1. How vsco girls curse.

2. An acronym for "File System consistency check" which is a command that repairs file systems in linux.

3.Used instead of fuck sometimes.

1. person: I use plastic straws
vsco girl: fscksksksksk you sksksksk and i oop.

2.Linux user: (In terminal) "root@linuxuser:~$ fsck /dev/sdb"

3.Random person: "fsck you." (Ran out of ideas.)

by Oklomsy September 25, 2019

penguin-idiot hybrid

A penguin-idiot hybrid is well... A Penguin-Idiot Hybrid! When mama is a idiot and papa is a penguin and they love each other soooo much, a Penguin-Idiot hybrid comes out. they are typically found in Twitter or Roblox and of course you can make penguin soup out of Penguin-idiot hybrids, Penguin-Idiot hybrids love you unless you piss them off in one way or another, don't piss off penguin-idiot hybrids, but they are kind of weak lol.

"I am 25% Penguin and 75% Idiot" said the Penguin-Idiot hybrid.

by Oklomsy September 4, 2019

forfnife

Fortnite spelt wrong on purpose.

Forfnife™ trademark by Epik Gaymes™

Hei guyz wana pley forfnife and bekome Ninga? (Hey guys, wanna play forfnife and become Ningay?)
Forfnife mayde epik gaymes rish. (Forfnife made epic gaymes rich.)

by Oklomsy June 11, 2019

Lays

Lays is a Potato Chip Company, however don’t buy from them as they under fill their bags, sure the bag needs air and other stuff to stay fresh but they put more than 50% Air in their god damn bags.

Just don’t buy Lays

by Oklomsy March 20, 2019