ju-liar liar pants on fire 

Former Australian PM who said there would be no carbon tax and then introduced one.

Ju-liar liar pants on fire told us there would be no carbon tax and then introduced one.

ju-liar liar pants on fire by xp649 January 31, 2019

shat your pants 

1. to fuck up
2. do something embarrassing
3. or fail to act.

1.
You tried to fix my computer, but instead shat your pants.
3.
-why isn't sam here yet?
-i dunno, he's shitting his pants.

shat your pants by protestant revolution of 1472 January 3, 2006

parachute pants 

when you poop its parachute pants.

todya i pooped and it was parachute pants.

parachute pants by jeremy December 15, 2003

Fuzzy Banana Pants 

A pair of outlandish yellow pants, usually worn by pimps or people f that nature. The pants themselves are occasionally smooth but they are generally made of a shag carpet like material. They are commonly mistaken for Hammer pants because of the similar cut.

Damn, that gangsta has some fiiiine fuzzy banana pants.

Fuzzy Banana Pants by Banana V. Pants June 16, 2008

I just toasted my pants 

Basically a boner, minus the hard on. Pretty much just being really fucking excited about something. Kind of like the excitment of a sudden boner.

"Dude, holy shit. I just totally toasted my pants!"
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."

I just toasted my pants by SydVicious513 January 5, 2010

Dance With No Pants 

Where ya mummy n daddy get it on in da bedroom or anywhere else 😉 that’s disgusting Man U eat cheeseburgers on a lorry on the m6 tryna get to China to see a leg with a hair and u suck dick ur man is a clipped toe nail haha u mong

Let’s do tha dance with no pants my sexy moose jk I’m horny and talking to pornub

Dance With No Pants by DaOGPuzzyLicka69BattyCrem March 17, 2019

Daddy Pants 

A pair of ill fitting pants in which the crotch sags well below the knee

"those daddy pants, make you look well hung"

Daddy Pants by fagbot December 11, 2004