Step mom

A step mom is a mom that your dad found on some dating site.A step mom is a creature that will wait until you are in a false sense of security,then start talking to you.After this the step mom will start gently rubbing your thigh then start pressuring you to have sex with her you do it and 9 months later your dad will be asking here whose baby is that.On rare occasion when the step mom wants anal sex she might produce Fucklematter

my step mom lured me into a closet and now her face is white.

by big hotdog in bun guy January 4, 2020

jerics mom

A woman who works at jack in the box that doubletimes as a super secret agent for the CIA.

Jerics mom put way too much mayo on my burger

by Yung breezy August 30, 2015

Bear Mom

when a 6’2” rower mom-arms a coxswain that flies across the trunk of a car after an abrupt turn

Dude, after the incident he became my bear Mom.

Dude, I need a bear Mom.

How does one acquire a “bear Mom”?

Jimmy, a current bear Mom, has 3 apples; he then proceeds to eat 7. How many does he have left?

Dude, how much money would you pay me to fuck that bear Mom?

Fuck me harder bear Mom!

Bear moms are pretty ight.

by Frank Sinatra Jr. July 5, 2018

ur mom

a comeback only fifth graders use when they can’t think of anything else to say

you’re ugly!
so is ur mom !!

by broski❤️ April 27, 2019

Your mom

A nice lady.

Your mom just made us cookies!

That's not what your mom said last night!

by MrRobo00 October 8, 2014

Mom's Paschetti

The vagina of your best friends mother. Something you would eat out, or insert you penis into.

Me: I'm finna eat ya Mom's Paschetti
Thomas: What?
Me: mhm

by Chekeks May 21, 2018

Beige mom

A beige mom is a mother who fiends for the color beige this mother will only give their child sad beige toys (usually wooden) along with dress them in only beige you may be wondering why would a mother deprive their child of a bright colorful life well these mothers go feral for even a speck of dust that doesn’t match their beige aesthetic therefore being a sad beige mom with sad beige babies

“Hey dude did you see Shelly’s new TikTok”

“Yea dude she is really Turing into a beige mom”

by iDontKnowWhatsGoingOn26 February 22, 2023