da muffin

A very smart person! Named muffin!

Mikly, did you see da muffin over there? She's so smart!

I agree! I wanna be like her!

Then do it! So you can be smart for once, Mikly!

by たまご the squck January 12, 2021

Muffin

Someone that is a cutie and so wholesome.

Awwwww he's such a muffin.
Did you see the muffin at friendsgiving?

by embasprinklecake December 1, 2024

Tufted muffin

A person who is technically over-weight or considered fat by social norms, but when you see them, you don't think of them as fat.

"My friend Hannah always says she's fat, but I really don't think so. I guess she's a tufted muffin".

by Tiduko October 8, 2016

Gooch Muffin

The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.

Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.

by Cashmere Dreams September 1, 2014

muffin

badboyhalo's way of "cussing" or a fun nickname to all of his friends

Bad: hey you muffin!!
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Bad: your such a muffin!!!!!
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by Oof_Llama1105 January 4, 2021

Muffin

A cats name

Oh hi muffin! Your Sofia’s cat!

by Mufs July 21, 2022

Muffin Top

In some cases, where someone is wearing tight jeans of leggings and their skin\fat spills over the edge like a muffin over a case
In other cases, it is where a girl usually year 7 has their hair up in a floppy messy bun that looks like a muffin

Eww that gels gotta muffin top
Look at dat gel wiv the muffin top on her head

by Wdktkelsldkfjsjdnfnr July 9, 2019