five legged stool

When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.
Gretchen always says boring and unrelated things at lunch.

Yeah, she's such a five legged stool
by brasswings April 03, 2015
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Leg-Boobs

Another word for butt cheeks that I made up on a whim because butt cheeks do kinda resemble boobs except their on your legs. Like if you put nipples on your butt cheeks they kinda do resemble female breasts.
Jim: Hey look at that chick with them big ass boobs bruh.

Jake: Hell yeah friend, and not only that she rockin' a huge pair of leg-boobs as well mate. Oh gyat!!

Jamie: Hey what the hell are you knuckleheads looking at get your filthy eyes off that fucking girl's ass cheeks!!
by ayeverbpseudopops2024 February 17, 2024
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Mississippi Leg Warmer

A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.
That Mississippi Leg Warmer felt great! I love when you move your toes inside me.
by Yerran October 14, 2016
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legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.
CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?
by a18n October 10, 2020
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10 legged table

10 legged table refers to when one person is bent forward providing felatio to another person, while being penetrated from behind by additional person, and while simultaneously stimulating two other people with their hands. Five people total are involved in a "10 legged table", the one providing services, and the four receiving.
Dan was satisfied, but sore, following the 10 legged table he performed with the four college basketball players.
by blackhawk45lc October 23, 2023
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Donald Duck Legs

Legs attached to an amazingly beautiful human. Donald Duck Legs are typicly seen as the most desirable, visually pleasing legs and are a very rare occurance in women and men all over the world
-Hey have you seen Jessica's recent instagram post?
-Yeah, she got the Donald Duck Legs
-Yeah man, she's so hot
by Andrew Verysmartman February 25, 2022
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