French Astronaut

Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.

"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021

The French Special

A term for a man’s “Speedo” bathing suit

Ex: “Oh my god Gertrude, look! Alberts wearing The French Special to the beach today!”
Ex2: “Damn look at that French special”

by ShoompaLoomp January 12, 2023

calin the french frie

Anyone named Calin is a french frie, change my mind.

Who is that looking ass hypocrite wanna-be top?
Oh? That girl? She is Calin
RUN! IT'S CALIN THE FRENCH FRIE

by chüuya April 20, 2020

French Tickle

When a French person pulls out a baguette and proceeds to tickle you with it

“Man, Me and my girl just did the french tickle

by Spaceracer69 July 8, 2023

French Tickler

A Popular French Condom Brand.

Oh Stacy, Get Me A French Tickler Please! Get Ready For The Ride Of Your Life.

by Cinnabonlord September 7, 2022

French fry

A French fry is what you call the person you have feelings for even though your dating someone and often you have multiple

Girl 1-he's my French fry but then I feel like I'm cheating
Girl 2-just go with what your heart says gurl

by Jbellyisawesome April 13, 2020

Break a French

When you need to give true facts and have a frank discussion with someone without sugarcoating it in order to make this person understand your point.

She can't get it even when I break a French to her. I give up.

She couldn't get it even when I broker her a French. Gosh she is stubborn. I give up.

by MadeinFrench January 25, 2017