Butt Boner

the term used when you have to go to the bathroom so badly that you have surpassed "prairie dogging" it and now have a good two to three inches of turd protruding from the back of your shorts. Thus, you are sporting a "butt boner". OMG, is that a tail? Nope, just my butt boner. Can you point me to the nearest shitter?

shit, poop, turd, prairie dogging, take a dump, pinch a loaf, lay some brown pipe, cut some lumbar

Friend #1 - "I have to go to the bathroom so bad!"
Friend #2 - "Oh man, are you prairie dogging it?"
Friend #1 - "Past that dude, I am sporting a full fledge butt boner!"

by Erika's Bitch February 14, 2012

choad boner

its when a person with a choad get a boner and fucks some fat guy with it

your a choad boner ma'am u better reconize

by halo2 May 03, 2005

Nappy Boner

1)A bulge found in the Nappy or Diaper area.
2) A nickname for Napolean Boneparte used frequently in Mrs. Kelleys Modern History class

That boy has some extreme Nappage goin' on!
Would you look at that douche of a Nappy Boner!

by Haley November 22, 2003

Yawn Boner

When one yawns, starting a huge overall orgie of yawning that spreads throughout the room.

(Adam yawns)
(EP yawns)
(Dylan yawns)
Adam: That was a great yawn boner!
EP: Just a great overall yawn boner is what it was!

by EPAK February 04, 2010

Donkey Boner

when the male gets so mother fucking horny his dick gets as long as a donkeys dick

Me-Shell was bangin this fine ass chick when she did some nasty freaky things to him, and then all of a sudden, he got a long ass donkey boner

by leroy vanderville October 23, 2007

b-boner

as soon as you get in bed and wake up in the morning you have an erection that wont go away.

dude:hey are you asleep?
other dude:nah i can't i got this b-boner that wont go away

by deykota2001 December 31, 2008

Automatic Boner

A boner that happens when david tells mickeys mom theirs no seat belts in their pool.

Mickey got an auto boner from boner boner boner

Automatic Boner in my mouth

by AUTO BONER August 17, 2011