Alex Bah 

Likes to get em when theyre young and vulnerable.

"Oi look it's alex bah that wet cunt. keep him away from the nursey"

Alex Bah by epicminecrafter69420 June 30, 2022

Alex Harper 

This is the sexiest dude you can find out there. I mean who WOULDNT want to date this guy? He is amazing, attractive, hot, and overall brilliant. If you get the chance, tou should fuck him and make it worth it.

Boy 1: Hey, did you see Alex Harper just then?
Girl 1: Yeah, we fucked the night before.
Boy 1: Oh.
Alex Harper: 'ello sexy.
Girl 1: OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Alex Harper by Alex harper July 11, 2022

Alex Rabusanu

An all round immigrant.
Shaftesbury youth clubs best ever player will go down in history as a legend.
Has a very fit sister.
Unfortunately can’t say the same for him

Alex Rabusanu is a Shaftesbury youth club legend

Alex Rabusanu by Alex is a paki July 13, 2022

Alex Glargaard Christensen 

A man with huge balls and confidence because of his huge balls

Homie1: your such a Alex Glargaard Christensen
Homie2: thanks for the ball suck and compliment

Alex Glargaard Christensen by Hugeballguy October 26, 2022

Alex R. 

That one cute guy that all the girls fall for.

Alex R. Is so fricking sexy
-literally everyone

Alex R. by Giqle November 10, 2022

alex/cute/demon/half wolf/half angel 

One of those cringy mfs you'll see in roleplay games.

Person 1: "yo. look at alex/cute/demon/half wolf/half angel."
Person 2: "omg really??? his bio is cringe af xDDD"

alex/cute/demon/half wolf/half angel by marute January 16, 2023

Alex Turnerists 

a religious group where you worship our god and daddy Alex turner whom we love oh so very very much. he is so sexy we love him so much. we show our devotion by staring at pictures of Alex turner and dreaming about him. He is the leader of the Alex Turnerist group, with his followers (the Turnerers) being the legendary Matt Helders, Jamie Cook, Nick O'Malley, and Miles Kane. They are mentioned in the book Cornerstone, which is currently being stored at the Heartbreak Hotel on Last Laugh Lane. That book contains testament 505, which says "All life must be devoted to Alex Turner." We believe that all people look good on the dance floor and that love is a laser quest. We must always keep on our balaclavas and put on our dancing shoes until the sun goes down.

person1: what religion are you a part of?
person2: I'm a part of the alex turnerists.
person1:what is that?
person2: pure devotion to alex turner.

Alex Turnerists by nOtAtSuMuMIyA March 26, 2023