real

1. Literally Olivia Schmitt

2. Often used by someone to describe themselves as "genuine" or "authentic".

“Sigghhhhh… I wish I was as real as Olivia”

by eikoodluvr April 27, 2024

real team

A team that has a genuine chance of winning the title/premiership usually determined early to mid season and usually consist of the top 4 teams in the competition.

Real Madrid are a Real Team in the next tournament

by Dictionareuyyyyyyyyyyyy June 3, 2017

Not real

That's just an assertion your repeating on a loop.

Hym "Coming from a guy who's like this anti-woke parasite of a comedian who has PARTICIPATED DIRECTLY in the public discourse and has LITERALLY contributed less than I HAVE; the assertion that I'm 'Not real' doesn't really carry a lot of weight. My comedy is better. My THOUGHT is better. The fact that you even consider what you do 'thinking'is an affront to the very concept of thought."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

The real dork

Max

Despite what he says, Max is the real dork here.

by ambrysia November 24, 2019

Real ass jit at them avenues

Hood irony type shi fr ✨😎💀💀💀🤓

"dude walks"
Me: Real ass jit at them avenues fr💀

by ambatublow123 May 24, 2023

real life

it's either this, or it's just fantasy

is this the real life
is this just fantasy
caught in a landslide
no escape from reality

by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023

Gods/Real

if you use Gods/Real pronouns, you’re questioning sexuality and worship satan. by saying this, you’re telling the other person you’re acting christian to be validated.

“hey ally, what’s your pronouns?”
“my pronouns are Gods/Real!”
“oh, i didn’t know you were in the closet and looking for validation”

by hippie_dude05 October 28, 2021