November 1

National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day

Jack: I ate one hell of a dinner last night. I’m afraid I’m going to blow up the toilet this morning.

You: That’s ok! Today is November 1 - National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day!

by anonymous November 1, 2021

November 3

National fake being sick day

Teacher:Where is everyone today?
Student:Its November 3
Teach:Oh no

by chickensrgreat November 1, 2021

November 29th

The day where all the most swagfull and royal people were born, only the best can be born on this day.

Johnny: When's ur birthday
Jane: November 29th
Johnny: damn if makes sense coz ur so cool

by Adhd2205 August 3, 2021

November 12

It's love Dylan day. Whoever you are, wherever you are, just give Dylan all the love you got.

Ah, it's November 12th! Where's that cute lil white rat? There you are, Happy birthday lovely 💚

by 🐼 Ren September 28, 2021

November 24

National stay alive day.

Guy 1: I wanna die
Guy 2: sorry dude it’s November 24 you can only tomorrow

Guy 1: wtf!

by ChocoBunnyGAMER February 20, 2022

November 24

Anyone you want has to give you head for as long as you want

Me:you ready
Them:what for
Me:it's November 24

by Byalrightsgod November 22, 2021

November 23rd

November 23rd is the day everyone skips school.

Hey, it's November 23rd. No school today.

by coochiehandler69 November 22, 2021