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Bail money friend

BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.
Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.
by BigTex August 14, 2012
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Money

An evil vice that enslaves the vast majority of all humanity while simultaneously preventing the masses from achieving their goals/living their dreams/being where they want to be. Don't let people fool you into thinking that if you somehow had a little more of it, you'd be okay. What makes money so evil is that we are forced to use it, often against our will.
There's a homeless person sleeping on the street. The homeless person is homeless and starving because of money. Money is the root of all evil.
by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022
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Melvin Money

Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.

Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.
“Yo dog nice Tesla” -Rando dude
“Yeah thank Elon for helping me get that Melvin Money”
by Estretoseten January 26, 2021
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pitty money

Pitty money: when people send you money after something bad happens instead of comforting you in person
" Your uncle sent you 50$ ,he said he felt bad after he saw what happened"

"Dope pitty money really fills the void of my dad dying"
by I eat rotten strawberries September 18, 2022
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stole my music money

Commonly known to take someone's ideas and putting their stimnatual in a way of looking like they came up with and created it.....
Hey maybe that mothafucker stole my music money.
by RealBunnyMama84 May 30, 2021
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Nerd Money

The amount you put aside to go to comic-cons and buy nerdy shit.
I'm going to take my nerd money to the comic-con today.
by pablowisdom September 20, 2016
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Stapella Money

When you obviously make a ton of money. You have so much money you can afford breakfast everyday while living in your sweet downtown apartment.
Wow you get breakfast everyday before work. You gotta be making that stapella money
by OnTheList December 29, 2020
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