E-tard

an electronic retard, someone who does not understand electronics. Mostly associated with computers and the internet.

"you cant work IE?... gosh your such an e-tard"

by michael chernucha November 08, 2005

E-town

Edison New Jersey, a thriving metropolis in central Jersey, probably the wildest town on the East coast. There is a vast range of communities and neighborhoods ranging from the super-rich, to the projects (holla at ma brothaz and sistaz in pottaz) E-town has all kinds of fun stuff to do for residents of all ages! Malls, bowling alleys, drugs, community centers, strip malls, Indian parades, movie theatres, parks, and cheap hookers. E-town is also conveniently located right next to the world-famous “Little India” shopping district, home of Ritu Fine Jewlers, Patel’s Cash & Carry and many more. Aside from its rich cultural background, Edison is famous for its avid nightlife and party scene. Whether you’re looking to go for a late afternoon drive-by shooting, early morning drug deal, quiet walk in the park, trip to the local shopping center, or catch a late night dinner&movie with that special someone, e-town is the place for you.

E-town is Home Of:
Crack babies
Sno hustlas
Thriving MC's
100% FCUKiiN GUiiD0S
100% FCUKiiN GUiiDETTES
1/2 the indian population of the US
residents of death row
DRAMA
PC (Pottas Crew)
etc.

Jarpeeth and Bopshrii were discussing the loss of their good friend Sam AKA Young Geisha due to a tragic driveby on her way to a shady party at an abandoned house in E-Town.

by guns n r ac September 10, 2006

E-tard

A person who takes E on a regular basis untill the music in there head plays 24 /7 .

my friend Giancarlo cannot hear me because he is a E TAed

by Cal Van Clutch November 25, 2003

E-Tarded

(Verb Form)Derived from the word retard.
Describes a person or group of persons that are either completely computer illiterate or are having a "blond moment" while doing something computer or (E)electronics related.

(IT work)
Chris: Susy's computer was "destroyed" again..haha
Frank: What was wrong with it?
Chris: The power strip was turned off!!!
Frank: HAHA..she is so E-Tarded

(On PC)
I accidentally printed 300 black copies instead of color...I had an E-Tarded moment

by Christopher Otte December 16, 2007

E-joculation

the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others

(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards e-jaculating all over each other was making me ill”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”

by jedipants September 28, 2003

e-40

a fat pussy mouth bitch that thinks hes hot shit the only reason people like his fatass is because hes stealing everything he says from mac dre, that fagget even moved to atlanta (notice im not like all the other wanna be fags that say atl)and hes gonna betray everybody why do you think keak wasnt with him when his fagget ass was on wild n out, and then theres people saying hes creative if mac dre was here e-40 would be more like the punk rock bitch he really is, shit most of those bay cats like fat joe more anyway, listen to the song "thizz wit it pop wit it" anyway e-40s not a bay pimp (like he ever was) now hes just some mainstream fag oh yeah im only 12 hows that for truth, anyway thats all i have to say and R.I.P. Mac Dre

man you startin to act like fagget e-40

by Christian Aguilera November 18, 2006

E Emo

E Emo Is When You Start Acting All Emo Over The Internet, Like Quitting Something.

Jim: I'm Gonna Quit This Clan Because You Guys Are All Asses.
Jack: Damnit, Stop Being So E Emo Jim, Just Because 1 Person Hates You Doesnt Mean You Have To Quit.

by DaReJa August 21, 2006