Apples? Bananas?

Something your math teacher replies with when you give them a dry number as your answer.

Teacher: What's 7x7?
Student: 49
Teacher: 49 what? apples? bananas?
Student: ...

by Nedux007 May 19, 2021

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how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

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that’s apples

something easily done; not a difficult to put into action

interviewer: “can you get coffee and sort the emails?”

interviewee: “of course! That’s apples!”

by Mrs Mrs Mrs September 12, 2021

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candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples

My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night

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Apple-Knocker

-Noun-
One that knocks a apples off a surface, or from someones hand. Apple-Knockers are infamous for being at the front of the line at apple throwing contests, or anything that has to do with apples, they will be the first to do it.

*Knocks an apple out of someones hand*
"Hey! My apple!"
"Not my problem!"
"You apple-knocker!"

by iiDestiny December 05, 2017

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