National Apple Day

April 3

"Oh my gosh, it's National Apple Day! That means its April 3rd."

by Akaodopamwgeha April 3, 2023

Grapple apple

Will you pick up two mini carrots, and die.

Hey John can I have CARROTS?
Yeah sure
**EATS CARROTS**
Yum, wait grrrrrrr ahhhhh
What Jim?
My stomach hurts John
You might have a GRAPPLE APPLE

by A coco April 5, 2023

Apple

A fruit that has multiple different types.

“He was eating a Granny Smith apple.”

by Bag full of children April 6, 2023

Apple law

If it has two colors, it can play bad apple.

Person 1: Hey, did you see they made Bad apple using actual apples?

Person 2: well you know the apple law: if it has two colors it can play Bad Apple.
Person 3: How long before someone does it using a squid or chameleon?

by Sirlordofderp April 6, 2023

Apple

A company mainly founded by steve jobs .

they made thousands of logos and are mainly known for selling lumps of aluminium for £2000 they also offer to permanently take away the headphone jack but dont worry they sell a tiny adapter thats shit and breaks in 10 seconds for £10

Person 1 : I got the new iphone from apple
Person 2 : I got it too,im bankrupt now
Person 1 : same here

by someone_british April 6, 2023

Bad Apple!

Bad as in meaning Sweet or Nice and Apple as Ass. Apple bottom is sexy!

Look at that sexy chick with the Bad Apple!

by Lisashly April 11, 2023

Road Apple

Horse droppings found on the road, about the size of an apple. Hence the name.

Every New Year's Day, I go the Rose Parade, and enjoy watching the guys following the horses with the shovels, scooping up the road apples.

by 25Crappie April 20, 2023