April 5

National not doing a homework day

For students april 5 will be probably your best day in april

by Nationaldays4u April 2, 2024

5 fingers up

means the person ain't no simp

he/she has 5 fingers up, it must mean he ain't no simp

by adobong dinosaur October 28, 2023

1, 2, 5

the act in which a disgusting male or female inserts one finger, then two, and then a whole fist into the vaginal canal giving the woman a weird pleasure in her sleep because she was so drunk she didn't know what was occurring.

I can't walk today, I think someone gave me a 1, 2, 5 last night!

by American fisting association November 29, 2018

Trident 5

A stoner car theif with a glock, a heroine addict millionaire with a mac 11a2, and a speed freak entrepreneur with a full auto Walther p5, countertriangulation for the green berets sometimes uses m249 saws and rpk machine guns on dropped rams with rims

I don't want to be hit by three cars in a Trident 5

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

5 min crafts

bullshit life hacks that do nothing

5 min crafts suck

by dev176235596 February 24, 2021

November 5

Tell your crush you like them day! If you don’t have one then ig u will stay single… :(
example:

Her: Hey !
Him: It’s November 5 !!!
Her: Oh yeah…. I uh like you..
Him: I LIKE YOU TOO!!
i made this side cause i know you’ll never get it <3

by sheherpls November 3, 2021

10/5/22

Slap a bitch day, national slap a bitch day where you get to slap any bitch

“Hey man what day is it?”

“Cmon it’s 10/5/22 you know what day it is!”

“Ooooh it’s slap a bitch day!!”

by Gamingmamba October 5, 2022