Shoer

(pronounced SHOE-err) A sarcastic way of saying sure, if they make an excuse for something that's bullshit.

Bill: I'll meet you at the bar at 10
Rick: Alright, see you there

The next day

B: Way to ditch man!
R: Sorry, my mom's in the hospital!
B: Shoer, shoer she is.

by Sneakys15 April 27, 2010

shoger

A giant, smelly ogre like creature that lives in a swamp. They usually spend the day cheddaring chunions.

Bro, I was walking through the woods and I saw a huge shoger!

by longrodtittysprinkles March 31, 2020

Syncing slower than the titanic

Technology/computing-based pun: it took nearly 3 hours for the Titanic to sink on April 14th 1912 so the pun can be used when files take longer than expected to sync.

Sync is the homophone of sink.

Sync being the abbreviation for synchronization or the process of keeping dataset copies consistant between one another in a computer system/network.

Sink meaning for something to go below the surface of water.

Jacob: Wow it's taking 3 hours for my files to sync with the network when it should have only taken 1 hour!
Jillian: Well you can say it's syncing slower than the titanic.
Jacob: Ah nice computer geek pun there!

by awesomagic November 14, 2011

golden oldie showers

watching an old woman piss herself in front of you

Im in a queue in hmv and doris looses control of her bladder, hmmm im hard with those golden oldie showers.

by bouncyb October 18, 2008

showder

A deep Mississippian spelling of "shoulder", that often gets confused with shower.

When Racy Stacy was asked for a back rub, she replied "Would you also like a showder massage?" Confused by the southern accent i thought she had said something about clam chowder.

by Scope On a Rope May 12, 2008

showet

When you try to type "shower" but type "showet" instead like a clown.

Speng: I just hopped out of the showet, good job
Alright: showet
Cyanellus: showet
Speng: showet
Music: showet
Shining: showet

by SpengleJon March 19, 2021

a show-er

Someone whos cock is big while soft and doesn't grow much as it gets hard

Dude: "Its big right?"
Bitch: "Oh my god yeah it is!"
-After an arousing moment
Bitch: "It only grew an inch"
Dude: "Yeah I know im what we call, a show-er"

by J Man #1 November 22, 2009