Lobster person

Lobster people are people who eat lobster, show personalities in the likeness of a lobster or know the true deep struggles of a lobster waiting to be eaten. For example Chris rock. He has worked in a red lobster and has therefore seen the utter struggle of lobsters and those who take on a likeness of them, Chris rock is a lobster person.

A: you have just witnessed someone acting like a lobster person would, desperate to escape.
B: “Your such a lobster”
“Stop being so lobster-ish”

by Youarealobster August 2, 2022

Person

Very edible

I had person for lunch

by He/he/he/ha August 3, 2022

Amazing person day

The day that cool people are recognized

Uwhdbrjesbdbeej amazing person day

by Lol I’m a disappointment October 16, 2019

Person

Something better than most aliens

That person is better than the weird new alien kid

by Alexa333 October 24, 2019

HU with a Mexican person day

October 30 is the day to HU with a Mexican person, you don’t have to tell them about this just kiss them.

-oh look Juan is there
-Yeah Ik he is so cute

-do u think he is cute then go HU with him is HU with a Mexican person day
-brb

by C mamo October 29, 2019

National punch the oldest person on your class

Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)

Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬

by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019

Person

A person is someone u can trust if u cannot Trust them than they are not a person

Bro did u hear about someone that is not a person Lol yeah

by Nick sweller November 2, 2019