Mr. Happy 

A Figure of Speech; when the "bitch" of your group of friends decides to do something bold and unexpected of them, you can simply remind them that Mr. Happy won't be pleased.

Mr. Happy can be any form of a terrifying creature, but in this case, he is a serpent lodged deep inside a seemingly nice womans vagina. When that woman becomes enraged or disgruntled, she sends Mr. Happy to do her dirty work.

Forms of attack include severe pestering, extreme discomfort, headaches, the ability to put one in a bad mood, extreme hair growth on thighs, shoulders, and face, and on occasion; death.

"I'm going to stay up until 6 p.m. today!"
--"Peter I wouldn't want to make Mr. Happy upset."

Mr. Happy by Bukk Lao January 14, 2011

Mr. Hand Towel 

A man who forgot to take in a bath towel with him and is forced to wear a hand towel around his waist. He is subject to lots of fangirling.

An example of this, would be Song Seung Hun from a scene in the drama My Princess.

Two Ahjummas (middle aged ladies) are watching a drama.

Ahjumma 1: Omo omo. A shower scene. Pan lower! Pan lower!

Ahjumma 2: He has such beautiful choco abs.

Ahjumma 1: Look! He's only walking out with a hand towel around his waist. >:D

Ahjumma 2: It's so short, it looks like it can fall off at any moment. Ohohohohoh.

Ahjumma 1: I dub him Mr. Hand Towel.

Ahjumma 2: What is the main lead doing fainting? I would pounce on that!

Mr. Hand Towel by NoonaOfDarkness September 25, 2011

Mr. Hollywood 

Someone who's a cocky fuck!

look at that guy, he must think hes Mr. Hollywood.
hes an idiot..

Yeahh I bet his name is Quentin hahaha!

Mr. Hollywood by newjerseygardenstate June 11, 2011

Mr. Tumnus 

Mr. Tumnus is yet another word for the Perenium (bonch, gooch, taint, grundle, chode, etc).
The use of this narnia name came from scroTUM, and aNUS, hence referring to your chode as Mr. Tumnus. Giving that special area of your body a name just makes it a little more personal. Kinda like naming your junk.

Mr. Tumnus is feeling a little cranky today, I should have wiped better after my dump last night.

Mr. Tumnus by thebrainishuge March 17, 2010

Mr Anthony

Chuck Norris' Stronger Brother

Some random facts about Mr Anthony:

"Alien vs Predator" is an autobiographical depiction of Mr Anthony’s first sexual experience.

While Mr Anthony was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France.

Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Mr Anthony heads outside and brands his cattle.

Mr Anthony doesn't break up with his girlfriends... He gives them a detention to the face and they leave.

Mr Anthony had sex with a cigarette machine.

Mr Anthony once ate an entire watermelon, including the seeds, then grew an entire watermelon patch in his stomach which fed eleven families for six weeks.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Mr Anthony, because Mr Anthony killed that man.

If you were to know Mr Anthony’s true name, your mind would collapse upon itself.

A freak accident involving Mr Anthony and a severe thunderstorm turned an ordinary Total Gym (R) into Richard Dean Anderson, star of TV series "MacGyver". Scholars around the world maintain that this is the only known case of irony that is both situational and dramatic.

Contrary to popular belief, Mr Anthony is unable to send his detention slips across the fabric of time, however he IS able to perform this action across parallel dimensions and once, just for fun, slapped a detention on his own face.

Mr Anthony broke his own leg, purely for the sake of winning the special olympics.

Mr Anthony once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Mr Anthony.

Don't say anything bad about Mr Anthony if you're near a lake, river, pond or marsh; otherwise he will come up out of the water with his AK-47 already firing.

When Neil Armstrong uttered "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." on the moon in 1969, he failed to notice Mr Anthony sitting behind him in a lawnchair, a beer in hand, until Mr Anthony gave Armstrong a swift roundhouse kick to the face. Armstrong never returned.

Mr Anthony by Fynx_91 October 20, 2008

Mr.Showtime 

The greatest wrestler that ever was.

Mr. Showtime has defeated the likes of Ghost, Degenerate, Slash, Tank, and Enforcer with out breaking a sweat

Mr.Showtime by Chris April 15, 2005

Mr Bitch please 

A Super fly unicorn with a chain, grillz, and a chrome horn that transports a couple that loves each other to unicorn land.

If the couple decide to use their hotpocket powers while riding Mr Bitch please the powers will be enhanced into a hot pocket bazooka.

This place blows old men asshole, lets act like terminators and hop on Mr Bitch please and peace it.

Mr Bitch please by Juzz, AMR March 28, 2009