Maxipoo is a kind young fellow who will always have your back. He can make you laugh ALL of the time. Not only that, but he is SO darn cute. You see that smile of his? It will snatch your heart real quick. Oh, and did you know, maxipoo's will get you addicted to coffee! How nice! Just so caring and wonderful. Make sure to NOT miss your chance to get yourself a mizipoo because they are the best people on planet earth.
xanopia: "hey have you listened to that new maxxant?"
timothy: "nah, put me onto a song"
xanopia: "listen to generic (feat. Katozai)!! It's on all platforms"
The highest level of "cuntrag" status. Not to be confused with cuntraggius minoris, someone who is still a cuntrag but not nearly as much as someone who is defined as a CUNTRAGGIUS MAXIMUS.
It will often be shortened to "raggius", especially when in use in public.
Dude, that girl at the bar last night who rejected me was a Cuntraggius Maximus.