Just tugging your sack

Essentially “just pulling your leg”, but with a twist.

Guy 1: “I just fucked the shit out of your sister”

Guy 2: “Why I outta slime yo ahh out hooligan!”

Guy 1: “Relax, dude… just tugging your sack!”

by A dude with a big cock March 10, 2025

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Just Joust July

Just Joust July is a month made for gay men. Gay men will joust using their dicks, frotting/docking until one of them cums. This will continue on for 31 days and whoever cums the most must present their ass to the winner and have gay sex.

Bro #1: Bro, you ready for Just Joust July?
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!

by asdf2020 November 8, 2018

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I just ran over Oprah

You say this whenever you run over your favorite celebrity or something goes wrong.

Josh: Run over Oprah
OMG I JUST RAN OVER OPRAH

by nickjonasisbae January 2, 2020

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just love me

A line started by Tay in 1992 due to her undervalued existence . Said when one wants attention. Used most frequently when one needs sex, hugs, cuddles, or kisses but can also be used when a friend is not showing enough attention to you.

*crickets* “JUST LOVE ME*

by LovelyBones November 25, 2020

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you just wasted a few seconds reading this

by anonymous June 11, 2025

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A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025

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