Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas
Good for Jack the Retard
Good for Jack the Retard
by Patty December 12, 2004
Get the Jack the retard mug.Clothes that look like a bit Primark menswear rejects but are in fact 37 times the price, worn exclusively by the worst element of real and wannabe yahs (with bizarre and incestuous ideas of what constitutes style). Ironically, many items are similar to the uniform worn by said yahs' number one hate - 'chavs'.
francesca!!!!! sebastian looked sooooooo divine at brekkie today in his jack wills hoodie!!! scrummy!!!! yah!! catch you in rock sweetie!! ciao i'm off to brush my pony babe then off to large it at boujis!!!!
(actual quote from the message board of jackwills.com)
(actual quote from the message board of jackwills.com)
by Coldo1 May 6, 2007
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One who thinks he/she is super great and attractive and must be idolized. Very selfish. Their head is so humongous that it cannot fit through a doorway. Comes on suddenly. Usually induced by alcohol. Includes a jumbo full teeth smile that is very phony. Lives a lifestyle which includes champagne wishes and caviar dreams on a beer budget. Always overshadows their mate. Is often seen as a family trait.
Can also be a verb: jackheadness
One who thinks he/she is super great and attractive and must be idolized. Very selfish. Their head is so humongous that it cannot fit through a doorway. Comes on suddenly. Usually induced by alcohol. Includes a jumbo full teeth smile that is very phony. Lives a lifestyle which includes champagne wishes and caviar dreams on a beer budget. Always overshadows their mate. Is often seen as a family trait.
Can also be a verb: jackheadness
OMG look at that guy that thinks he is so great, he has his Jack Head on
My husband is being a Jack Head
He was talking to that girl with his jackheadness
My husband is being a Jack Head
He was talking to that girl with his jackheadness
by StacySuperBoxWorker June 29, 2011
Get the Jack Head mug.The act of ejaculating, so many times during a period of time such that you do not feel the desire to ejaculate anymore.
MARY: Hey, John, I'm back for reading week, let's have sex
JOHN: Naw, sorry babe, I've been using my right hand for the past hour, and I'm all jacked out.
JOHN: Naw, sorry babe, I've been using my right hand for the past hour, and I'm all jacked out.
by GHOST_ February 24, 2006
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