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Jack the retard

Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas
Good for Jack the Retard
there goes jack the retard; the only retard to get a job
by Patty December 12, 2004
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jack wills

Clothes that look like a bit Primark menswear rejects but are in fact 37 times the price, worn exclusively by the worst element of real and wannabe yahs (with bizarre and incestuous ideas of what constitutes style). Ironically, many items are similar to the uniform worn by said yahs' number one hate - 'chavs'.
francesca!!!!! sebastian looked sooooooo divine at brekkie today in his jack wills hoodie!!! scrummy!!!! yah!! catch you in rock sweetie!! ciao i'm off to brush my pony babe then off to large it at boujis!!!!

(actual quote from the message board of jackwills.com)
by Coldo1 May 6, 2007
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Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer is SOL... no, not shit outta luck. Sex On Legs. ;)
Jack Bauer is sex on legs... and Kiefer isn't bad either!
by duckhunter24 August 16, 2004
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jack shit

1. To have nothing.

2. In texas holdem hole cards consisting of jack two of anything.
Ie: I have jack shit for money.

I had to fold when I caught jack shit.
by phoenix 1997 July 12, 2010
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Jack Head

Can be of male or female gender.

One who thinks he/she is super great and attractive and must be idolized. Very selfish. Their head is so humongous that it cannot fit through a doorway. Comes on suddenly. Usually induced by alcohol. Includes a jumbo full teeth smile that is very phony. Lives a lifestyle which includes champagne wishes and caviar dreams on a beer budget. Always overshadows their mate. Is often seen as a family trait.

Can also be a verb: jackheadness
OMG look at that guy that thinks he is so great, he has his Jack Head on

My husband is being a Jack Head

He was talking to that girl with his jackheadness
by StacySuperBoxWorker June 29, 2011
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jacked out

The act of ejaculating, so many times during a period of time such that you do not feel the desire to ejaculate anymore.
MARY: Hey, John, I'm back for reading week, let's have sex
JOHN: Naw, sorry babe, I've been using my right hand for the past hour, and I'm all jacked out.
by GHOST_ February 24, 2006
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nigger jacks

Alex powers and Jamie arnold are nigger jacks.
by lil ty ty August 22, 2007
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