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Jacob

Jacob has a big d*ck he always has a big dick he is sometimes dumb but when he feels like it he’ll be smart sometimes he be acting really gay
Maya:Jacob has a big dick I sucked it,but it didn’t fit In my mouth
Erick: woah you must had fun last night ;)
by Westanbts💜💜 July 16, 2019
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Jacob

They’re normally men or boys who are built like pennywise, they are very awkward around their crushes and tend to wanna dry hump them. They are total attention seekers who casually dress like an Edgar, and joke about serious topics. They normally can’t get over past girlfriends/crushes cause once they fall they fall hard. They’ll act like your slave if they really like you and tend to hate their girl’s friends. If it’s not the Jacob from Twilight, he’s probably very unattractive
Noemi: “Ew Jacob just said he wants to make out with me!”

Juliet: “That’s fucking nasty”

Lily: “Yeah and I heard he was a virgin
by ReebokWearingPickMe February 12, 2023
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A Jacob Dust up

A Jacob Dust up is when a male from Kent decides to embrace themselves as a homosexual and rather enjoy it.
Do you know what, It’s about time I try a Jacob Dust up.
by Alfred Dunnam March 4, 2024
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Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
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Jacob It

The action of leaving a social gathering to go home and take a shit, specifically on a Thursday.
Thursday night beers! Where’s Kyle gone?”
“He went to Jacob it!”
by AZTECISLOST August 12, 2024
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jacob

best in basketball dont fuck with him or he'll beat the mess out of you or slam u
jacob the best
by jdish October 17, 2019
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Jacob

fucking autistic Irish male who loves to get women to suck his toes. Has anal sex with potatoes, and likes mellieha and kate
I fucking hate jacob
by whatthegays October 9, 2023
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