Ghetto Gloss

to doll oneself up, to dress up, to make fancy

Let's ghetto gloss the table by adding napkin rings.

"I'm not here to ghetto gloss it up for you..." song lyric by Rachel McGoye

by Rachel McGoye Fan February 24, 2010

Ghetto

A shitter version of something

Ghetto avengers

by Estupida September 5, 2019

Globally Ghetto

A boy of girl that made it out of the Ghetto without forgetting the people and the traits of where he/she come from.

“I can’t belief how Tasha moved to a rich neighbourhood, I bet she has changed into a rich bitch”. “Nah I don’t think so, she called me yesterday to crack some jokes and asked if I needed something. She will never forget where she’s from, she is Globally Ghetto”.

by Globally Ghetto February 2, 2018

Ghetto pussy

Tight, juicy, and you can bounce dat ass on the dick

“Damn Alli, Dave said you had that ghetto pussy. I aint know you had it like that!”

by Lickalotapus1269 September 28, 2018

ghetto sleigh

A public bus that makes stops in the ghetto. Mainly used in the Northeast where it snows a lot.

Man it's so damn cold out I'm gonna hop the ghetto sleigh instead of walkin'.

by Albert St. May 22, 2007

ghetto wrapping

Using newspaper, line paper, or other reading materials to wrap a present.

I wonder if we have any birthday wrapping paper? nope, Looks like she's getting Ghetto Wrapping this year.

by sirpooonyou April 15, 2012

Ghetto Glockenspiel

Specific to the projects or section 8 apartment buildings when the hallway doors slam so much from the nosey bitches just having to run out to see when they hear someone else's door open, only to realize they are too late, thus going back in their own apartment and then setting off yet another nosey bitch to do the same thing they just did. The effect can last as long as a German Glockenspiel scene with little cookoo bird characters going in and out of little doors to tell a story on the hour or as loud and ridiculous as a farce on stage. Ghetto Glockenspiel!

Am I cookoo kachoo or have the doors in your building not stopped slamming for hours?

Oh, yeah. Living in the Bronx sometimes sounds like a Ghetto Glockenspiel. You know, just nosey little bitches popping out their nut to make sure they didn't miss anything from the previous door slam.

by FairyGODfather July 20, 2021