Apple

A fruit, a red fruit, and a fruit that is very tasty. Sometimes the fruit is even green. Apples are grown on trees mostly in California areas.

"This apple is so tasty."

by Hotmen11 May 4, 2023

Apple

What old people say when they mean iPhone or iPad

Grandson: *texting*

Grandma: Get off your apple!

by satansgoldfish October 26, 2015

Bad Apple

Nagareteku toki no naka de demo
Kedarusa ga hora guruguru mawatte
Watashi kara hanareru kokoro mo
Mienaiwa sou shiranai?
Jibun kara ugoku koto mo naku
Toki no sukima ni nagasare tsuzukete
Shiranai wa mawari no koto nado
Watashi wa watashi sore dake

Bad Apple

by lucidwhuutt0_0 (#1 PURPLE FAN) June 30, 2025

apple math

Apple's version of math.

8 gb of ram > 16 gb of ram according to apple math!

by samsungpeasant64 April 24, 2025

apple

A apple is a anime girl that loves school and reading , she lives in a fancy mansion that her dad bought with piinuiirqhhuy moNey deeds

"apple senpai!!"

said Y/n

"hey Y/n"

said apple senpai

"i-im inlove w-with y-y-you "
said Y/n

"o-oh y/n!!! i-i-i l-love y-you to!"
Said apple senpai kissing Y/n

by Mon bunni girl May 28, 2021

Apple

An idiotic fruit with a very low IQ

Apple is joining the game!

by QHarp September 22, 2025

Gala apple prepuce

This is when the knob head is so freaking ginormous and reddish, that it is called a gala apple prepuce

João: Bro, I know some one in the volleyball team that has the biggest ass dick
Andreas: Oh seriously, what do you mean, tho?
João: We were in the dressing room, and he showed us his dick and when he did, we could see his behemoth Gala Apple prepuce

by Andreas e João April 2, 2024