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Tomato Apple Drink 

- Tomato Apple Drink - A terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice.

Only made for psychopaths.
guy 1: ''Kyle asked if you wanted a Tomato Apple Drink''
guy 2: ''Oh god he must be a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior, let's stop hanging out with him''
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Tomato Apple Drink 

- Tomato Apple Drink - A terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice. Only made for psychopaths.
guy 1: ''Kyle asked if you wanted a Tomato Apple Drink, you know, that terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice''
guy 2: ''Oh god he must be a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior, let's stop hanging out with him''

Canadian Apple picker 

A hillbilly boy with a love for apples
Oh hey it's a Canadian apple picker

ass apple 

A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.

A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"
FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.
ass apple by hodgepodger January 22, 2021

Omao apple

The person who made the phrase omao but gets no credit
Well it’s time to die. Omao
Haha noob spelled omao wrong. And we never saw her again omao apple
Omao apple by iddunno January 29, 2021

Angry Apple Disease 

an excuse for old people to be angry all the time. when someone eats an apple and is mad at the same time, they have the angry apple disease. AAP for short
Shutup charlie ya twat! maybe next time don't be asking me for money when i'm sufferin' from Angry Apple Disease, ya idiot!
Angry Apple Disease by idiot! February 9, 2021

Jack Apple Chin 

Not to be confused with the whiskey of the same name, this is a special alternative term to describe dimpled chins instead of "Butt Chin". Unlike "Butt Chin", this new term describes how the cleft chin itself is more shaped like an apple instead of the human buttocks, as with how the verticle cleft within the chin also resembles a vertical cut within an apple just like a Jack O' Lantern. "Jack" in this saying is meant to reference how apples are often actually used as Jack O' Lanterns sometimes instead of pumpkins.
Look dude, instead of making fun of my cleft chin and saying how much it looks like a butt, how about you just call it a "Jack Apple Chin" instead?
Jack Apple Chin by CelticEagle February 9, 2021