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A Fried Toe

Draco Malfoy is a fried toe, stop simping for him. I know you simp for him I can see it through your eyes.
A boy with fried hair that looks like an old man and a fried toe.

“Who’s your crush?”

“Draco Malfoy”

“He looks like a fucking fried toe what is wrong with you he’s so ugly,”
by lucy the chipmunks December 26, 2020
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Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes
Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool
by JarvisBro August 1, 2021
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Plumber toes

What one displays when closed-toed shoes fail to fully conceal the cracks between one's toes.
I hate these flats because I'm walking around with plumber toes.
by mylegalninja March 15, 2020
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Toe shoes

If you were to ever be called a queef, right now would be that time! No guy should ever wear toe shoes! It screams, I have a massive vagina to the world!

Most guys named Jay like to wear toe shoes.
Did u see that guy wearing "toe shoes"??

Ya omg I think his name is Jay! What a queef!
by Coolmofo December 23, 2019
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Brothel toes

Got that itch from the hood knock shop ! Got a bad case of brothel toes!
Tinea caught from using brothel showers or any shower. Brothel toes !
by El grapes November 23, 2021
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gui-toe

An italian man with a tiny tiny tiny tiny microscopic penis, no im sorry, pinky
omg kate, i went to look at his gui-toe and i couldnt find it it was soooo fucking small dude
by cocklikr5 January 21, 2010
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Godzilla Toe

A camel toe so large, it resembles godzilla.
George: "OMG. Look at her godzilla toe! It's swallowing the city!"
by joesmithho(: December 22, 2010
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