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turd snarffer

One who snarfs all the turds.
"Omg, did you see that guy, Noah?!"
"Lol, yeah he is such a turd snarffer!"
by noodlesss October 18, 2014
mugGet the turd snarffermug.

Cancer Turd

That one guy from run 3 that has a little balloon and is a little shit
Don't be a cancer turd
by Cancerous Turd 123 November 8, 2017
mugGet the Cancer Turdmug.

vaginal turd

A piece of shit that came out of a vagina. (person)
by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025
mugGet the vaginal turdmug.

Secondary Turd

This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum
Roger: Man you reek like a secondary turd
Steve: Shut up ya smelon
by Lacaswetty June 21, 2019
mugGet the Secondary Turdmug.

common turd

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.
Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"

Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."
by Seemerlin August 30, 2011
mugGet the common turdmug.

Turd

new Zealands version of freshman.

Name of a person starting their first year of college (high school) in new Zealand& Australia
Fucken turds blocked the toilets again
by Lassyloo March 6, 2019
mugGet the Turdmug.

turd

Oh my gawd, he is such a Turd
by pseudonym-Bryce Jacobs July 18, 2017
mugGet the turdmug.

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