PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

PERK OF THE JOB by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

Keep you at the juice 

To keep someone informed about and/or involved in something, such as a plan or project, especially that which involves or pertains to a specific group.

Similar to “I’ll keep you updated” or “I’ll keep you in the loop”

Karen: "I really want to know what happens”

James: “No problem, I’ll keep you at the juice."

Keep you at the juice by Jameslala February 18, 2021

Emma of the Jemma

An ‘Emma of the Jemma’ Is a friend of Alisija. She is calm and collected most of the time, has a couple of tissues for alisija who has issues. Happy early birthday!

: Emma of the Jemma is my best friend.
: I put her username as Emma of the Jemma.

Emma of the Jemma by Alis228 March 28, 2021

BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD 

A sentence spammed in the chat of the live event "The Josh Swain Battle".

Person 1: "What do you think will happen at the Josh Swain battle?"
Person 2:"BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD"

BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD by GalaxyGirl_dk April 24, 2021

Blood for the Josh god 

The comments during the legendary Josh battle in which multiple people named Josh prepared for 1 year to have a fight with pool noodles for weapons. The objective of the fight is to see who can keep the name Josh, in a joking manner. Slight variations, such as "Blood for the Josh blood" are also used.

Live chat:
Person 1: JOSH FIGHT
Person 2: YUH JOSH FIGHT
Person 3: BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD

Blood for the Josh god by bruh-momentum April 24, 2021

Prayers from the jinaist

MI pray you clarify his mind frame of mind adations of mind confrol manipulative deluvery upon association for that is of a backbiting snake. I pray you anihilate his powerful take flight and take off with cloud communIcation and let that cloud lose its transparency. I pray he is intimidated by the opposite relativitism and steaming out the war he is losing in power of the path of purpose is satanism and make him feel the intimidated nature that he self sacrifices his sins for ones own sin. rewarding of disconnected pulled in trigger for permanent disconnection from the forms of the universe and all beings that have the form of life. Utilize magic mytholigies biometric powers of regulating the suffering mind of the jinaist and obtruct the purpose of its influence. Take away his presence and assiociated tensions mark on a hit on the target and taken out by the good casualties being regulated from the jinaist organizations. Raising jihad in using prohibited practice of evil acts upon religious association and hope the evil is confined and burned with putting the spirits in a bag and litters paper plastic that shall be burned and make him reveal his demonic of blasphemy that is 8of being a hippocrite critizing what is being done by him. Satan has no longer capabilities of communicating and is shed fire that will consumed tosses from earths atmosphere and sent to the flames of the sun. Ask and you shall receive punishmenf that is being suffered by ones infant.

How is my satanic approach centering isolation taking away activities of chanting the 5% compensation that you satan take for a joke.

Your declining nature has been freed by the first seed born in opposition to rebel against the purpose it conveys to earths atmosphere and if the sun doesnt get you with casting out flame throwing then as to your voids sent a rock that crushes the purpose of your satanic being nature. The prayer of the jinaist defying its punishment. The prayers from the jinaist.

Prayers from the jinaist by Jinaist Policies May 17, 2021

Strain’n on the Jon 

1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.

2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.

3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.

5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.

Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?

Strain’n on the Jon by Cody Bustaloady July 30, 2021