penis obligation

A situation to which a male must react in a particular way so as to preserve, exhibit, or confirm his heterosexual male status.

Girlfriend: That poor dwarf got kicked in the nuts by a chimpanzee wearing a karate uniform, and you laughed and cheered?? What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: Sorry; penis obligation.

by Daggoth T. Rothri August 25, 2010

Thrusty the penis

Mythical penis hes theme song is: Im a little penis short and stout this is my cock this is my balls watch me go vagina in and out thats the way I like it.

Here comes thrusty the penis and his friend vagina

by Poepholl Pilot February 25, 2019

Penis Poster

One who frequently takes pictures of their penises and posts them on social networks

e.g

"That new kid in school is a total penis poster"

by RandomUsername May 20, 2014

Penis Apple

When you get a STI or STD so bad that your penis swells to the size of a apple.

"Hey Gary, I had sex with Rebecca last night and she gave me penis apple!"

by vilDOOM December 27, 2020

Smart penis

A smart, entrepreneurial and intelligent male,who happens to have a penis

-Oh god, Oscar is such a smart penis.I wish we would go on a date.
-That douchebag?!No way!

by littlepurpleeggplant April 30, 2023

penis fingers

Billy Barrow

wow looka at billys penis fingers!

by bepere May 28, 2018

penis dog

A dachshund.

I love my penis dog.

by A gay Russian Minecraft fan November 1, 2018