Spaghetti Monster

Interchangeable with the word "lolcow"

Joe made such a fool of himself on youtube that he became a spaghetti monster

by mememaster5000 December 12, 2023

Egg Monstering

When one is so overwhelmed with emotion that they become a emotional squealing ball of joy.

Damn, she really Egg monstered after he kissed her at that party
If she runs away Egg monstering, she's probably texting me.

by Noot noot December 30, 2016

Monster Magnetism

When your partner is so clingy that they want to have sex with you almost all of the time

My girlfriend has Monster Magnetism

by The Nobody Rabbit May 19, 2023

Monster

A person who says that they will help in any activity and then becomes a no-show claiming that they had to give money to their kid but couldn't pull $20 out of their pants.

Jimbo: Hey "monster"? you wanna run a raid later tonight.
Monster: sure thing, I'll be there
.... 20 hours later and no sign of him, he's definitely a monster.

by monster0024 February 4, 2021

Brown Monster

Absolutely MASSIVE shit. From France.

I just dropped a brown monster in the toilet.

by Brownmonster2000 January 12, 2025

Monster-May

Monster: Give someone a monster letting them know you are still alive but dead inside

I dont know how to express my emotions cory so happy Monster-May

by Faxxs May 1, 2023

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun, you wouldn't notice that you were covered in shit.

Jennie says, "We're being such Mud Monsters!!"
Leah: "I know right!"

by definitleynotcoveredinshit September 20, 2021