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Jake

A traitor from middleschool, yes I remember JAKE you expected me to forget, who cares its been 20 years, you BETRAYED me!
Remember that jerk, Jake from middleschool?
Yeah didn't he tell your c-
SHUT UP YOU'RE JUST LIKE HIM
by TherealOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET August 27, 2019
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

A man or woman who acts like a cock sucking piece of shit that can only get fucked by using dirty macking tactics.
Damn Larry is such a Jake, he told my girl sum bullshit about the party last weekend.
by North sider tumtum February 8, 2022
mugGet the Jakemug.

jake tube

A tube, often made of clear plastic, used to transfer fecal material from the anus of one partner, to the anus of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification. -see also Jaketube
My Jake Tube is in the dishwasher.
by Jacob Tuber November 18, 2018
mugGet the jake tubemug.

Jake

A sensitive and sweet person that cannot hurt anyone.A person that deserves the whole world♡
:who deserves the world?
:Jake<3
by Iceskat3_ November 20, 2021
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake+Aric

An that song so jake+aric.
by Holbrark February 5, 2017
mugGet the Jake+Aricmug.

fat jake

a big ass dude. like when you look at him just big as shit
bro there’s fat jake, he jumped and 50 dead in alaska
by bearrrrrrrrrrrr April 27, 2024
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Jake

Jake is the type of person to get shipped with a chair, and a female at the same time. HIIIIII JAKE :3
Jake got shipped with a chair?!?!?!?!?!?!
by a random human :3 June 9, 2022
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