Jacob

Jacob. Theres 2 kinds. Height wise: they can be really tall.... Or really short. Personality wise: The ones who are real assholes and then these ones >> The guy of your dreams but you dont see it right away. He is a real gentleman when he is dating a girl and the best part about being with a Jacob is joking around him. He is the funniest kid you will ever meet.A cute guy. Personality is great. He has a temper as big as his dick. He is sometimes sweet but don't let that hide his dirty mindedness.One of the best friends you will ever have. You'll fall for him quickly but he won't think that he's good enough or he'll be so clueless he'll never pick up on it. Super good looking and caring, very sweet and innocent. The worst heartbreak you'll ever have.He is sweet and considerate to everyone, and is always willing to lend a helping hand.He can always be there for you, and doesn't rely on anyone to deal with his problems. Sweetest guy on earth, makes you happy when you are sad, will hold you in his arms at tough times and when you are cold, funny, smart and out smarts a bunch of people, loving, smiles a lot, super romantic, flirty, can make you smile within a minute(unless you have no soul), great hugger, most honest guy you'll ever meet, and he is totally respectful to women.

girl-why are you crying
crying girl-jacob doesn't like me

by StoneColdFacts November 20, 2023

Jacob C

In the negatives for rizz. Wards away women. But we still love him! (He will never pull)

"Do you see that dude? He's such a Jacob C."

by harperbigL April 27, 2023

Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.

Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.

by Msizzy January 6, 2020

Jacob Dorman

Gangster asf
Extremely right winged

Not allowed within 12 feet of children
Beware : Fragile and can break easily

Vegan (such an ick)
Hating on vapers is listed as his college sport

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Damn that guy is a total Jacob Dorman

by jacob_dorman101 August 25, 2023

Jacob

He didn’t clean his room

Jacob should really clean his room

by Donlet/Toilet December 29, 2021

Jacob

Jacob has the hottest piece of ass in the world. He doesn’t have the ability to make a mistake because of how large his dick is. I mean, huge. Like, think about the biggest dick you’ve seen and triple it. He also loves feet. He eats those dogs day and night (mostly night). He only has threesomes and he won’t do it unless there’s another male present. He doesn’t take no for an answer, especially when it’s about sex. He’s so hot. Lives in Boulder, Colorado ;)

Jacob is so hot

by Brawilgur February 2, 2022

Jacob Holley

The #1 who likes getting pegged

Y’all here jacob holley dropped anotha one

by tttuuuh November 22, 2021