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Any boyfriend, good or bad. Gets at the irrational hatred of guts men naturally feel towards any man who is the boyfriend of any woman. Still just means boyfriend though, and can be used endearingly or in good fun, but always will have, at least sarcastic, subtext of 'I'm quietly wishing for your downfall.'
Evelyn's new asshole's name is Anthony. They're really sweet together. He's a great boyfriend.

We get it! Your asshole loves you! Is there anything else we can talk about?

I hate her asshole. He's a different person when she's not around.

I wonder where Ella's always running off with her asshole to when we go camping.
by anonymous June 7, 2025
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Asshole

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1. (noun) A person's anus
2. (noun) A stupid, irritating, or contemptible person
Leave that asshole alone!
by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025
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You're an asshole as in male jerk.
by DragonPrincess August 28, 2025
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Asshole Amnesia

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A person that’s such an asshole they’ve forgotten how much of an asshole they are.
After years of lying and manipulating his/her friends they were cast out from the group, only to return months later pretending like nothing happened. They have asshole amnesia.
by InvertedAv8r September 5, 2025
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Asshole cream

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´Cream that comes out after getting backshots
Guy fucking: Damn thats a lot of asshole cream
by nohomo4206967 October 2, 2025
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A term for heterosexual males who occasionally engage in anal intercourse under the pretenses of being DL under that they will not be exposed for being undercover homosexuals
Those dudes don't think anybody knows about their tendencies of being Asshole Snipers but they've been ousted by the people that they "secretly" butt fucked
by Clappage Hole Destroyer October 10, 2025
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An asshole alya is an idiom used to describe someone being an asshole or a jerk.
John just ruins the workplace mood.

Right? He's literally such an asshole alya
by Bnobungus November 5, 2025
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