When your shit is brown water.
by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018

when you feel like you need to take a large dump but cant manage to sqeeze anything out resulting in an abnormally long session in the restroom or an uneasy feeling if you decide to proceed with your day with only pushing out a few tiny pellet size turds...also can decribe when you need to take a huge shit and it gets half way out of your asshole and your butthole is stretched to the furthest diameter possible,nearly tearing your o-ring then stops causing you to breath like a ladie in a lamaze class while trying to muster with the strenght to force it out..which while taking place could feel like an extremely long time in which everthing you think you know comes into question and you question if god really exists.
"sorry I was late,J had to take a huge shit and was caught in turd purgatory.I nearly blew out my o-ring, but im good now.Too much meatloaf with dessert "
by anonymous September 18, 2020

When you lay toilet paper in the bottom of the toilet so that your poop lands on the toilet paper in order to avoid poop smear stuck on the toilet
by Darkmuff March 24, 2025

(noun) One that participates in the act of turd burgling
(verb) the act of defecation/turd penetration into a partners anus repeatedly back and forth.
(verb) the act of defecation/turd penetration into a partners anus repeatedly back and forth.
The turd burgler and I were turd burgling, but our anal seal just wasn't tight enough, so I spurgled snurgle down my leg.
by TBurgler44 August 31, 2013

Some one who is horrible on the inside (e.g. Personality) but good on the outside (e.g. Physical appearance)
Girl 1: "Brian is such a jerk"
Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "
Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "
by Its_Kyle July 30, 2017

Being a Shit-bag to the extent that you are like a turd that makes your ass cheeks clap as it exits the butt-hole.
Someone who claps turds.
Someone who claps turds.
by Alpha Fire Wolf September 17, 2023

Toyota Tacoma TuRD or a Toyota Corolla TuRD
by EMD F59PHI December 31, 2023
