by user718190 July 31, 2021
Get the horsemug. 1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.
by so help me September 24, 2016
Get the sad horses mouthmug. An impossible goal or ideal for which to strive. A reference to the saying "close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes". Getting as close to the ideal as possible is the goal.
by BurtonLucifer September 2, 2022
Get the Horse grenademug. 
a secret message between friends where someone says 'horse' and the other friend says 'cock'. do not ask why people do it, it's just funny.
by unkoolaid August 29, 2021
Get the horse cockmug. "Don't you dare pull a pump horse on me after this robbery!" - somebody I don't know some idiot dumbass who died because of his friend pulling a pump horse on him
by JoeBidenUFOisReal January 23, 2023
Get the pulling a pump horsemug. a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.
by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019
Get the spider horsemug.