by Quim buzzer November 11, 2017
Get the Dating the Sockmug. A soft condom like tube knitted from the pubic hair of the women of the Kumaon tribe. Known for its insulating qualities. Its generally used by someone to transport a Himalayan Handbag to their willing recipient.
I made Jim a special Himalayan Handbag, but since he lives so far away I carried it to him in a Himalayan Wool Sock so it would stay frozen.
by Nightprowler69 April 7, 2021
Get the Himalayan Wool Sockmug. by patty rox November 15, 2020
Get the tie dye slipper sockmug. by Lowcap September 21, 2022
Get the socks knocked offmug. A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)
This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021
Get the Chicago White Sockmug. It's a sock. A thing that is probably on your foot now.
It can be whatever color you like.
You can buy it in shops.
You can wash it.
You can wash it in a washing machine.
I don't even know what to say!
Your dumbass actually doesn't know what a fucking sock is????
Just google it or whatever...
You actually didn't know what a sock was or you just wanted to look how people would describe it
Tell me the truth
It can be whatever color you like.
You can buy it in shops.
You can wash it.
You can wash it in a washing machine.
I don't even know what to say!
Your dumbass actually doesn't know what a fucking sock is????
Just google it or whatever...
You actually didn't know what a sock was or you just wanted to look how people would describe it
Tell me the truth
by yummy_bacon340 December 26, 2021
Get the Sockmug. romantically mismatched
-hey, did you sarah and Sarah are dating now?
-oh no, that's so cool! and they both have the same name! they must be so compatible
-unfortunately no. they are like nino's socks! it's like apples and chameleons.
-isn't it apples and oranges?
-yes but that just proves how incredibly incompatible they are.
-oh no, that's so cool! and they both have the same name! they must be so compatible
-unfortunately no. they are like nino's socks! it's like apples and chameleons.
-isn't it apples and oranges?
-yes but that just proves how incredibly incompatible they are.
by bean69! December 26, 2023
Get the nino's socksmug.