An "albino nosebleed" is a sexual act that is achieved from oral sex. To achieve, firmly place both hands on the back of your partners head 10 to 20 seconds before ejaculation. While ejaculating, continue to apply pressure to back of head and do not release partner until completion. Wallah! Your partner should have seman draining from nasal cavity.
"My old lady tried to tell me the other day to not cum in her mouth! I said fuck it and gave that bitch an albino nosebleed!"
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You know when I first met you, I thought you were cool, but after seeing you sucking up to the boss, I now realize you're just another brown-nosed marsupial
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Commonly used in the question, "Hey, wanna dock noses?", which is used mostly as a disgusting joke.
Commonly used in the question, "Hey, wanna dock noses?", which is used mostly as a disgusting joke.
I saw larry and jack docking noses yesterday. How gross!
I would love to dock noses with you
Mom, Dad, where is a good place to dock noses with my friends?
I would love to dock noses with you
Mom, Dad, where is a good place to dock noses with my friends?
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