jesus kid

The person that always prays and goes to church every Sunday

Are u going to church

Yes I am
Wow you are a jesus kid

by Bag of chips May 24, 2018

Minigames Kid

A 5-year-old who won't stop screaming slurs and asking to play minigames.

Minigames Kid- wanna play minigames
Average Gorilla tag player- No
Minigames kid-SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Monky sniffer May 31, 2022

Keyboard Kids

When you know someone who does not clean their computer keyboard and the keys stick all the time.

"I was over at brians house trying to redo my resume on his computer and the keys kept sticking... you just know he has been making keyboard kids"

by Blazn Sykwitit November 16, 2017

Laptop kid

Some retard who uses a laptop cause he can't write properly. He usually carries it in a briefcase. His name is usually Louis Elcombe.

His name is Louis Elcombe and he's got a laptop he must be a Laptop kid what a retard!

by Patrick Roy______ May 3, 2019

Kid Rock

Kid Rock refers to when a pregnant woman is fucked in the ass while screaming rock lyrics and deepthroating a guitar.

My wife Kid Rocks daily.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Stray Kids

Stray Kids are the 4th gen leaders. Bangchan, Lee Know, Changbin, Hyunjin, Han, Felix, Seungmin and I.N outsold!!

Bro did you see Bangchan and Lee Know’s DRIVE M/V?
Yess!! Stray Kids 4th gen leaders fr.

by #1 hyunjin stan January 29, 2023

Monkey Kid

When a child (Most likely on a video game) is going so fucking crazy to the point where he's acting like a aroused monkey, Or it could be used to offend a black child

1."SHUT UP YOU MONKEY KID."

2."Ayo, this kid be lookin like a monkey my guy"

by CoolKidTotalyYes June 18, 2020