Lip Job

Lip Job: synonym for "making out""kissing" "necking"; describes only going so far as to kiss someone when describing a drunk or sober hook-up.

Friend: So how far did you guys go last night?

Friend#1: Nothing too serious, I just gave him a lip job.

Friend: Tonight was crazy- I got five lipjobs from five different guys.

Lip Job by Bellacita25 October 21, 2010

Shine Job 

A "Shine Job" is a sex move in which the male delivers a money shot onto their partner's face and then proceeds to throw a handful of glitter on top.

After I was finished hate-fucking my ex, I gave her a surprise Shine Job to really rub it in.

Shine Job by Balls Robinson June 20, 2011

Brah Job 

The accidental contact of penile region and hand of a fellow bro. Often occurs while walking in a pack of bros. Instant denial ensues after the contact.

In the locker room yesterday i turned around too quickly in the shower and gave Derek his first Brah Job. He lost his Brahginity to me.

Brah Job by johnydollar September 11, 2011

Skyrim Job 

When one receives a blow job or hand job, preferably a blow job, while playing Skyrim.

The ultimate turn-on for all those gamers out there spending their lives fighting off the evil with their potions as their girlfriend slays their junk in the funnest way possible.

"Hey man, wanna come to the movies with us tonight?"

"Nah man, my girlfriend just finished making me a sandwich and is giving my a Skyrim Job right now."

"Holy shit dude no way!!!"

"I fucking love this game."

Skyrim Job by BeastlovesHarlot January 5, 2012

lube job 

A lube job can be necessary to keep moving parts that touch from wearing each other down

these moving parts need a good lube job

lube job by Sir Lazlo December 3, 2018

You Had One Job 

A meme that is meant to draw attention to blunders made on the job.

Guy 1: Are those Doritos in the Fritos isle?
Guy 2: You had one job, store manager!

You Had One Job by egs1505 May 7, 2018

bucket job 

a sexual act in which fried chicken is eaten while sticking out of a person's anus (as in, you need a bucket of chicken to perform it). Originated in Baltimore, Maryland.

Hey baby, how about goin' to Popeyes so you can give me a bucket job later?

bucket job by BaltimoresFinest April 28, 2007