Ghetto home cinema

A home cinema made out of spare parts found around the house. A true ghetto home cinema has one of the following characteristics:

-The rear speakers of the "surround system" are of different make than the front speakers (or worse, the front speakers are the TV's intergrated speakers).

-The "surround system" lacks a center or subwoofer channel, or both.

-The projector operates at a 4:3 format (like the ones used for powerpoint presentations). Unlike proper home cinema systems which have 16:9 projectors.

-Picture is provided via composite (yellow plug) cables.

-The pre-recorded material consists of VHS tapes, Divx files and single layer DVDs made with DVD shrink (proper home cinema's have dual layer DVDs, MKV files and Blurays)
Little Jimmy put his pair of spare Wallmart speakers, his dad's powerpoint projector, and his collection of bootleg Divx files into good use, by making his own ghetto home cinema
by kurkosdr April 04, 2011
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ghetto biddy

someone who tends to act like there from the hood when in reality there from a very suburb rich family. The also have a juicy ghetto booty and love fried chicken
did you spencer...he's a total ghetto biddy
by huhngherhioag;lkdg; May 30, 2011
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Ghetto faxing

To download a large document (5+ pages) then print the document. Then you take a shaker picture with your phone. You send each page one email at a time or one text at time.
Ugh my customer is ghetto faxing 200 pages in tax returns one page per email. 200 emails!!!
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Zero to Ghetto

When under pressure or stress, quickly cranking up your attitude and defensive posture to way over the top, well beyond what the situation calls for. Arm waving and finger pointing may be utilized to increase the effect. Usage is frequently associated with a short time interval (see example, below).
- "Bro, did you see her reaction to that barista at Starbuck's?."
- "Whoa, Zero to Ghetto in .2 seconds, yo."
by Miami_Yo April 26, 2020
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Ghetto ghosted

When you are in a ghetto shuffle and almost punch someone, but end up missing them.
It woulda been a tko but you jus got ghetto ghosted!!!
by Demongel October 30, 2019
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Knotts Ghetto Farm

people from cali most likely call knotts ghetto which means that there are constant fights/fights like where it’s in the hood
smn 1: bro we should go to knotts berry farm

smn 2: you mean knotts ghetto farm? bc it’s so ghetto

smn 1: tf u mean
by i Heart Frank Ocean April 26, 2023
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Ghetto Fish

Bitches or Assholes who's stank mouth, attitude, or actions be having others look at you like What the Fuck!
That bitches attitude is making her look like a stank ass Ghetto Fish!
by Yes that's what I said December 04, 2022
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