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That One Ghetto Girl

-The girl who eats hot Cheetos and Takis in class and wears cheap, ugly clothing. They sometimes will break the dress code for fun or wear bandanas as headbands to look cool. This girl calls other people a hoe even when she is a hoe. And refers to her friends by "best friend", they also talking in slang all the time so no one can understand them. Usually they wear Filas and heavy ugly shoes. They usually are white or tan but call themselves 'dark" or "black". They have big hoops and try to look as cool as possible.
-"Look at Sophia, she's that one ghetto girl!"
-"She definitely breaking the rules, so ghetto, shes that one ghetto girl."
-"It's funny how she thinks shes cool, but shes just that one ghetto girl wannabe"

YouTube Ghetto

The weird, disturbing part of YouTube. Usually found by watching lots of music videos, gradually working your way down into the area where you can find strange videos about shark people and perverted optical illusions, and eventually ending in YouTube Poops and other rejects that somehow got twelve million views, regardless of the fact that you spend all day on the site and have never once even heard of that video.
Step #1: Random music video
Step #2: Video at the VERY BOTTOM of the recommendations about some weird fish boy in Korea
Step #3: Video about some weird plague in some third world country whose name you can't pronounce and has too many syllables
Step #4: Welcome to the YouTube Ghetto - enjoy your stay

de la ghetto 

Too classy to be ghetto - too ghetto to be high class

A perfect mix between style class and trashy
"Did you see Heather's camo skirt and silk blouse outfit?"
"Oh I know! Totally de la ghetto!"

yuppie ghetto endgame 

The last phase of yuppie greed which destroys the very neighborhood they colonized and traps them in their condos forever with bad credit too.
The Smiths can't sell their condo either. They're stuck in the yuppie ghetto endgame. Ha ha.

gangsta vs. ghetto

the difference is simple:

ghetto- being poor

gangsta- paying money to look poor
Jess: "My rearview mirror fell off in my car so I put it back on with duct tape.."

Wendy: "Damn girl, that's ghetto".

Greg: "I just scored these new air force one's at the mall".

Jordan: "Dude you'll look so gangster in those and that G-Unit hoodie".

It's gangsta vs. ghetto
gangsta vs. ghetto by thisiswhyimhot December 20, 2007

Maddie (ghetto variation) 

Woman/Girl who is infamous for her criminal life-style, known also for her generosity and sheer hilarity,though more well known by her ferocious outlook on life- most probably due to a childhood in the backstreets of the 'stortford' area
woah! that girl looks like a turtle!

hey man! dont say that too loud - i've heard that chicks a propper Maddie (ghetto variation) !