When you and your partner are in a McDonald's with a miter saw at 2:38 AM, your girl turns on the miter saw and you sit on it whilst shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting at the same time. This is a sex move of supreme difficulty, however you can also do this solo if your girl's a party pooper and isn't willing to do it.
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You have never stooped so low before.
You have never stooped so low before.
"Aw man I haven't been with anyone in over a year so I found myself gettin' the lump the other day. I kept thinking to myself 'GET THE HARPOON!' to keep me going".
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You tried finding new combinations of letters on your keyboard,
but you were too slow.
You tried finding new combinations of letters on your keyboard,
but you were too slow.
A: I tried typing wxsrvfynhi,kp/;o.lumjtbgecdqza on my keyboard to see if it existed yet, but someone beat me to it!
B: Cry about it its happened to me like a trillion times
A: Shut up you pigeon pistachio looking ahh bomboclat
B: *Calls mental asylum
B: Cry about it its happened to me like a trillion times
A: Shut up you pigeon pistachio looking ahh bomboclat
B: *Calls mental asylum
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