strava hoe

Person obsessed with strava data and getting the next KOM/QOM

(king/queen of the mountain)

Did you see that rider flying past us without warning? What a strava hoe.

by StravaQueen June 1, 2022

book hoe

A person who enjoys reading wherever, whenever. Books catch their attention in any setting. This person probably has a ton of books and still has yet to read them all. They’re probably purchasing books right now.

Alexis is such a book hoe! She’s always reading some shit or talking about a book.

by Petty Lebelle December 28, 2021

Hoe (2022)

Someone who snaps a lot of people on Snapchat.

Hoe (2022) : Tell your hoe to quit snapping me

by Bot.91 March 24, 2022

testicle HOE

when a man sticks his cucumber in a old mans buttcheeks until it gets comfy and sticky inside.

"testicle hoe bro time ok!!!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

tarot hoe

A hoe super into tarot and mysticism. They most likely have a shrine with mystical items. In addition, tarot hoes often hoard of crystals. Often confused with witch bitches. They also probably know a bunch of shit about star signs.

I recently bought a tarot deck in order to pick up some tarot hoes.
The tarot community is full of tarot hoes.

by pseudonym is who I am February 12, 2022

Hinge hoe

Hoes on hinge

Tim tired of all these hinge hoes playin games.

by pandapon February 19, 2022

kun hoe

when referring to someone as really cool, but depends on how someone says it, either a deep voice for angry or a normal voice for happy.

james is so kun hoe!!!
that party was kun hoe!!!

by hobo April 1, 2003