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Mayonnaise-boy 

Typically Caucasian male - bland as fuck . A boring man who takes pride in some awful 9-5, or gets excited about going bowling. He seems nice enough at first, but as time passes he is truly unbearable. He is ignorant of any privilege , and by he same token any real suffering going on in the world. He uses the word "hashtag" in regular conversation, and is pretty defensive of his opinion-posts online. He's not the worst guy in the world though, he's the cream of the crop..if the crop was crap . He probably repeats a lot of dad jokes .
"Hey, are you and Seanathan going on a second date?"

"Oh god no. He spent all night talking about how we should be allowed to use the n-word .Between that and his obsession with dubstep , he's just too much of a mayonnaise-boy."
Mayonnaise-boy by Acidslap February 20, 2015
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nova boy 

Often found to be wearing burbery cap and clothing accesories, driving at high revs in low gears, and trying to race people in much better cars.
Oh, there is a nova following me, I'd better start using 3rd, 4th and 5th gear!!
nova boy by Budj June 12, 2004
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Fanny Boy 

Common New England term for someone who like it in the butt.
That guy is such a fanny boy, he takes it in the ass.
Fanny Boy by FrogMoffit March 6, 2010

Gazelle boy 

A man child who works out on a "gazelle". The product made famous on late nite TV by uber tool Tony Little and his overly excited sales pitch.
Mike : I must have pocket dialed you while I was workin' out on the "gazelle"

Tony :It"s all cool, gazelle boy
Gazelle boy by TV CAR July 12, 2010

The Georgia Boy Special 

The Georgia Boy Special, is when a woman lies naked across a bed with a large fan blowing down upon her. The male partner then stands behind the fan and proceeds to jack-off till he cums in the fan. The hot, sticky spooge is thus scattered and propelled through the fan blades and is nicely dispersed across the naked women from head to toe.

For extra points, you do this while the woman is sleeping by aiming the fan directly at her face. Be careful not to wake her so do not turn on the fan until you're about to cum. If done right, the woman wakes up when the fan kick on and is thus immediately blasted in the face with cum that drys quickly. This is called the Georgia Boy Wake Up Surprise
"Hey Joe, Why's Tina lookin' so stiff and pasty this mornin'?"
"Man, I gave that ol' skank ass hoe the Georgia Boy Special last night."

Me Me Big Boy

A response for annoying people or someone you hate
Person: Oh my gosh I haven't seen you in so long. You've grown so much
You: Me Me Big Boy
Me Me Big Boy by Pink Cunt March 26, 2017

Country Boy 

A guy who is raised up with southern traditions. Commonly referred to as a Southern Gentleman.

Works hard, plays hard. Can usually fix just about anything that needs fixing including trucks, home repair, yard repair, light to heavy machinery, etc. Knows how to relax. Common relaxing hobbies include kicking back with friends, bond fires, muddin, light to moderate drinking.

Usually found wearing old worn in jeans, boots or crocs, faded out hat, t-shirt. When dressing up, attire includes old worn out jeans, clean boots, button down shirt or polo. Hat optional

As far as relationships go, country boys are typically loud mouths when it comes to talking about girls, but are true and faithful when it comes to the one he loves. Country boys are fearfully protective of a girlfriend's honor and reputation. It's best to test them by making sexual references about their significant other, for fear of bodily harm.

Listens mainly to country and southern rock music, but are generally broad in overall selection.

Slightly short tempered, but it takes a lot to make a country boy want to fight. A typical Southern Gentleman is mainly kind in nature, but is honest in criticism. Common hot spots are: degradation of his family, girlfriend, country/region. Country boys know how to fight. Although typically slender and lanky in stature, country boys can handle themselves swiftly and accurately in a scrap.

Usually slender, average height with short hair, no piercings and toned muscles.

Generally loves his country, military, and conservative politicians. Fiercely loyal to family and friends. Is NOT a racist, but supports the Confederate flag for historical reasons.
"That kid is a hoss...a true country boy through and through."
Country Boy by Pride of Dixie September 18, 2009