A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.
"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"
"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"
"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"
by Twilight SpaceTwizzers August 11, 2024
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. 
Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.
I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.
Quit honking the donkey and get back to work
Quit honking the donkey and get back to work
by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022
Get the Honking the donkeymug. by Bigdev m.d. September 15, 2017
Get the Donkey punchmug. by Factual donkey April 11, 2024
Get the factual donkeymug. by mega5 September 18, 2021
Get the kinda donkeymug. (noun) insult; description of nasty; an ass (donkey) that's like a swamp (smoldering, humid, and sweaty).
by Killynit23 April 19, 2022
Get the Swamp Donkeymug.