Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip.

Soup: "A Sloppy Joe."
McNasty: "Shut up, Sloppy Dallas."..."That sounds like a sex thing."
Soup: "All the dip spit that would get on your shaft, brother..."
McNasty: "It would look like a f*cking turd."
TheDooo: "Put that in the Urban Dictionary.

by IdiotCitizen October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

You girlfriend/sister packs two fat lips with Copenhagen and gives you a vigorous blow job

“Hey can we try that sloppy Dallas thing you learned at a truck stop”

by Moistcumsandwich April 24, 2021

sloppy dallas

A blow job with a mouth full of dip/ sauces.

Soup received a dirty sloppy Dallas from his sister last night.

by Tazzi4 October 16, 2020

Sloppy Hoy

A loud, wet, fart-like sneeze that startles the passersby and covers a wide area with snot and spit.

Did you just Sloppy Hoy in here? The floor is slippery, and you woke up the baby.

by Brunhilde December 2, 2016

Sloppy Hogan

When you flash someone in a normal situation in public some type of porn on a mobile device unbeknownst to them.

You are in a bar and walk up to a stranger with some pregger porn on your mobile phone and say, "Hey, look at this".

"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"

by TotalLoser December 2, 2011

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl packs her lip with chewing tobacco and gives a blowjob.

Hey, Babe, can I get a Sloppy Dallas tonight?

by Please dad not the belt! October 15, 2020

Sloppy Shuffle

The act when a man is about to ejaculate when he shifts to the woman's face to drench her face in a sloppy solution.

I didn't wear a condom, so I did the sloppy shuffle to avoid any mishaps.

by room535 January 27, 2015