arilyn and max

Arilyn and Max are not very compatible people, and most likely will never, ever, EVER date. Addison and Max, though, will. If your a Max, go find someone new besides Arilyn, go find an Addison. ;)

Ew. Arilyn and Max are hanging out.

by Addison.Edwards May 4, 2018

Max

A rapey little midget who’s always trying to prove himself to make up for his tiny penis and height. Girls run when they see him.

Max: what’s up ladies
Girls: PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE RAPIST
Max: Ooooo yeah talking dirty to me baby

by Max whiteman November 23, 2021

Anita max wynn

Drake's alter ego

Drake: This is my alter ego... ANITA MAX WYNNN.... INEEDA MAX WEINER

by drakeaubreygraham January 15, 2024

covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

Chapari Ultra Pro Max

The people who are just piece of shit and they dont exist in real world and claim themselves as a well known person in small area.

That Chapari Ultra Pro Max was saying "Upar Bhgwan Niche Sunny Leone"

by spmsuic2002 March 17, 2025

anita max wynn

a play on words of I need a max win

Drake: (on his boat) Anita Max Wynn! (proceeds to take out his meat)

by negroidMax March 16, 2024

Max

Max is a total jerk. He is bad at relationships, and just all around awful. He is not the type of person that anybody wants to be around. His singing voice sounds like a duck taking a shit and his looks? Ewwwww

Girl1: OMG is that max?

Girl2: I think so.... he used to be hot
Harvey: not anymore! This gives me a chance
Girl1: Max is gross

Girl2: I have a knife in my bag imma go stab him bye

by Maxmillscansuckmybbc March 24, 2018